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The teacher gives The teacher gives the note after the review: "Luisito ten. "Pedrito an eight. "Juanito a six. Jaimito a zero. "Hey professor, Why me a zero "Because you've copied the review of Pedrito. - "How do you know "Because the first four questions are the same, and the last question Pedrito replied:" That, I am not the know "and you have put" Me neither. " Jamit's mother, says: - going to the hairdresser - Not that I do not want, says Louie. - But jaimito that you are afraid of going to the hairdresser - Why is a cream that takes away ten years and I only have seven. Kids! Do you know what is the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain - Hum ... well no, says Louie - Ah! that was you, eh Louie, Conjugam the verb swim, and Louie says, shouting: I swim, you swim, we swim ... And the teacher says: Louie, shorter, and Louie says: I dive, your diving, we dive. Two are mad and tells each other: What day is today replied the other crazy: three in the afternoon. and I ask the fool says: UHY I pass two blocks. There comes a man to the doctor and asks: "Doctor is good for baldness The doctor replies, Pin. The man: But I eat it or unto me. Doctor: Do not you let it grow and we will arrba combs. The director of a psychiatric inmates were alarmed because they did not want to leave the pool ...While thinking about how to make them leave, another crazy about him and says: - If I leave him to go free The director responded affirmatively because it was desperate. The madman took a hose, turned on the water and shouted to the madmen of the pool:...
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DANTE MONTICH DANTE MONTICH PAINTING SHOW IN GALLERY OF ART PRAXIS DE CORDOBA Born in Cordoba, Argentina. From an early age he studied drawing and painting with Elida Jimenez and Oscar Brand 2 years course for the free workshops at the School of Fine Arts, Figueroa Alcorta and then finishing a degree in Painting and the cycle of Senior Faculty, National University of Cordoba. Since 1994, dedicated to particular teaching of art history, drawing, painting and mentoring of students of the thesis facultad.Ha participated in national competitions and shows, solo and group exhibitions such as getting various honors: Selected Emerging Art, Cultural Center Spain-C rdoba -2001 -. Finalist National Salon of Visual Arts, Foundation Osde -2005-2006-2007 -. National Exhibition Second Prize Winner IFC -2007 -. AAGA Federico Klemm Foundation Award. Hall Chandon Prize, Neuquen -2007 -. Cordoba Chandon Award 2004. National Exhibition of Painting Banco de la Nacion Argentina, 2003 and 2006.Among individual otros.Exposiciones: Center Space Gallery, C rdoba -2007 -. Contemporary Art Center, C rdoba -2007. Artis Gallery, C rdoba -2005. "MONTICH Paintings" Museo Genaro P rez, Cordoba -2004. N cleo Cultural UNC. Teatro Real. Among others. Group Exhibitions: Museum Rosa Galisteo, Santa Fe Multiarte General's Office Trustee Bs As, Galer a Zurbar n. Contemporary Cordoba. Historical Town Hall, C rdoba. Praxis Gallery. Contemporary Art Center of Cordoba. "Focus" Caraffa Museum, C rdoba. New Museum Opening Caraffa, C rdoba. Palais de Glace, Bs As, Centro Cultural Borges. Image space. Osde Foundation. Marcos Espinosa Capital Gallery Gallery Bs Lincoln Center Miami, USA. UU. WORKS