Thursday, 18 February 2010

The teacher gives

The teacher gives the note after the review: "Luisito ten. "Pedrito an eight. "Juanito a six. Jaimito a zero. "Hey professor, Why me a zero "Because you've copied the review of Pedrito. - "How do you know "Because the first four questions are the same, and the last question Pedrito replied:" That, I am not the know "and you have put" Me neither. " Jamit's mother, says: - going to the hairdresser - Not that I do not want, says Louie. - But jaimito that you are afraid of going to the hairdresser - Why is a cream that takes away ten years and I only have seven. Kids! Do you know what is the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain - Hum ... well no, says Louie - Ah! that was you, eh Louie, Conjugam the verb swim, and Louie says, shouting: I swim, you swim, we swim ... And the teacher says: Louie, shorter, and Louie says: I dive, your diving, we dive. Two are mad and tells each other: What day is today replied the other crazy: three in the afternoon. and I ask the fool says: UHY I pass two blocks. There comes a man to the doctor and asks: "Doctor is good for baldness The doctor replies, Pin. The man: But I eat it or unto me. Doctor: Do not you let it grow and we will arrba combs. The director of a psychiatric inmates were alarmed because they did not want to leave the pool ...While thinking about how to make them leave, another crazy about him and says: - If I leave him to go free The director responded affirmatively because it was desperate. The madman took a hose, turned on the water and shouted to the madmen of the pool: "Listen carefully all, if not immediately salis of the pool I am going to dip ... And all went crazy Hey, what is worse, ignorance or disinterest I neither know, and I do not care.

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